Formula Oppo: The Golden Corral Grand Prix of Kentucy

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 11/12/2015 at 16:52 • Filed to: fo

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Welcome to the 18th round of Formula Oppo, the first and last word on fantasy sports. Your mistake? Thinking that we’re in America. You’re a long way from home. THIS IS SPARTA...Kentucky.

Previously on Formula Oppo: Nico Rosberg won the race and had a massive, chunky, red white and green ejaculation after the team told Lewis to pit for new tires just to give Nico a pity-fuck. Both Ferrari’s crashed out and Valtteri Bottas got himself a well deserved third place. Other non-important shit happened.

This week we go to good ol’Kentucky for an all you can eat buffet of chicken, booty, and racism , I mean racing. Who will win? Who will come in second? Who will be last to hit the Virginia Biscuit?

Your drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Daniil Kvyat- Red Bull

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrai

Kevin Magnussen Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Sergio Perez- Force India

The Wee Baby Max Verstappen- Torro Rosso

Carlos Sainz, Jr.- Torro Rosso

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Felipe Nasr- Sauber

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Will Stevens- Manor

Alexander Rossi Roberto Merhi - Manor

My picks?

Q Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

No curse.

The rest of you have until Q1 to get your picks in. Good luck.

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/07/2015 at 21:53

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Massa

Alex from Toronto > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/07/2015 at 23:12

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Q: Lewis Hamilton

1: Lewis Hamilton

2: Felipe Massa

3: Nico Rosberg

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/08/2015 at 01:14

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Q. Nico

1. Nico R

2. Lewis H

3. Valtteri B

curse. Jenson B

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/08/2015 at 01:24

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I wanna be optimistic for once, so I’ll mix it up.

Q for Lewis, but Seb will get Cristo’s blessing. Lewis second, then Rosbrt does a peter and betrays Cristo thrice.

No curse, partly because fuck it, and partly because Judas Ecclestone gets his silver anyway.

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/08/2015 at 06:01

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Q: Østberg Rosberg
1. Rosberg
2. Massa
3. Vettel
C: Massar Nasr

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/08/2015 at 07:18

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Q. Rosberg

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Rosberg

Sky Higa > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/08/2015 at 13:32

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JESUS CHRIST 2016 WDC CUNFERMED

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/08/2015 at 23:57

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Q, Ros

1 hAM

2 Ros

3 massa

curse button

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/09/2015 at 10:26

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Nothing interesting happens.

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/09/2015 at 23:07

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/10/2015 at 22:23

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Q. Ham

1. Ham

2. Ros

3. Vet

Wheelerguy > Hoccy 11/10/2015 at 22:30

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Low-drag, low-drag, all the low-drag.

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/10/2015 at 22:30

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I think Bico de Pato is too tight a corner.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/10/2015 at 22:48

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Q: Rosberg

1: Rosberg

2: Hamilton

3: Vettel

It doesn’t seem like Hamilton does all that well here (although he was really close last year).

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/11/2015 at 09:06

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Q Rosberg

1 Vettel

2 Rosberg

3 Bottas

BeaterGT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/12/2015 at 17:05

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Q ROS

1 ROS

2 HAM

3 RAI

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/12/2015 at 17:10

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/13/2015 at 16:24

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Q. Rosberg

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/13/2015 at 21:10

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Q Rosberg

1 Hamilton

2 Rosberg

3 Vettel

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2015 at 03:13

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q. hamilton
1. ham
2 nico rosberg
3. iceman... i want ice cream —— kimi

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2015 at 07:55

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Q - Nico

1 - Lewis

2 - Nico

3 - Seb

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2015 at 08:22

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Q. ROS

1. ROS

2. VET

3. HAM

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2015 at 09:28

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Q. HAM

1. HAM

2. ROS

3. VET

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2015 at 11:01

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Q. Ham

1. Ham

2. Ros

3. Vet

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > RTeeJay 11/20/2015 at 14:35

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You’re pretty close to taking it! Congratulations!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RTeeJay 12/05/2015 at 12:14

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I need your email to send you the trophy files.

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/05/2015 at 12:16

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Ryanjay0292@gmail.com

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RTeeJay 12/05/2015 at 12:20

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Thanks, you can edit this out now.